…I’m interested
me managing to anything productive before noon
“Family gatherings” aka “90% of the people here are racist”
”..and homophobic”
“and sexist”
“and claim to be none of these things”
“they’re just joking”
“you’re just going through a phase”
“you’ll get used to it”
“so do you have a boyfriend yet?“
“Where’s your girlfriend? I though you were a ladies man?”
Same. (via matsuda98)
the tilting of the manhole cover back into place is what makes this video
when people try to get me to socialize
- fbi agent: want to work for the fbi
- me: ok but can i work in the xfiles department
- fbi agent: there is no xfiles department
- me: i gotcha
- me: [winks]
- fbi agent:
i dont follow starwars but is yoda still alive and if so why
cause the party dont stop baby!!!!!!
no!! die!!
you enmity generating shriveled up green fuck!!
depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!
me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week
families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful
actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.
Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*
My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.
Salome by Shaun Berke (2015)
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